Fashablap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent centipede.

Fashablap created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fashablap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fashablap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fashablap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fashablap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Fashablap must be the most important thing in your life.