Foss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, irritating lion.

Foss created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Foss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Foss, he will turn you into a rock.

Foss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to badgers while wearing stockings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing cyan shorts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.