Foss is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, irritating
lion.
Foss created a down quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Foss, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Foss, he will turn you into a rock.
Foss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Foss' Holy Commandments1. Never feed spinach to badgers while wearing stockings.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never think about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing cyan shorts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never talk about fire.