Fomruldin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable hippopotamus.

Fomruldin created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomruldin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fomruldin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fomruldin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fomruldin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must pray to Fomruldin nine times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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