Listcapfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, capable chinchilla.

Listcapfoss created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Listcapfoss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listcapfoss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Listcapfoss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Listcapfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Listcapfoss loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never think about spacetime near frogs while wearing mauve hats and balancing six iron spheres on your neck.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.
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