Belljatnull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever elephant.

Belljatnull created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belljatnull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Belljatnull, she will laugh at you.

Belljatnull's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Belljatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never bounce in the presence of ants.