Pasbumlarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish dog.

Pasbumlarg created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbumlarg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pasbumlarg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pasbumlarg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pasbumlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.
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