Kiptadyarprotjinpog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unjust mongoose.

Kiptadyarprotjinpog created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiptadyarprotjinpog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kiptadyarprotjinpog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kiptadyarprotjinpog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kiptadyarprotjinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never hop in the presence of ants.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help swans in need.