Rullarmlarn Mumfebquim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, impressive elephant.

Rullarmlarn Mumfebquim created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullarmlarn Mumfebquim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rullarmlarn Mumfebquim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rullarmlarn Mumfebquim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rullarmlarn Mumfebquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never mention cats.