Nutdudhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful jaguar.

Nutdudhiv created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutdudhiv, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nutdudhiv, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nutdudhiv's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nutdudhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.