Cubbugfon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage manatee.

Cubbugfon created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Cubbugfon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cubbugfon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cubbugfon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cubbugfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.