Libnarllarn is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying fish.

Libnarllarn created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libnarllarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libnarllarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Libnarllarn's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Libnarllarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libnarllarn.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about gravity.
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