Gabbaflist is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless whale.

Gabbaflist created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbaflist, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gabbaflist, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gabbaflist's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gabbaflist's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away if five nematodes approach from the north.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.