Miftarpsag is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating
alligator.
Miftarpsag created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Miftarpsag, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Miftarpsag, it will turn you into a slug.
Miftarpsag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Miftarpsag's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not dye your hair pink.