Lidlarnfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy crow.

Lidlarnfun created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidlarnfun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lidlarnfun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lidlarnfun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lidlarnfun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven rats approach from the west.

2. Always obey Lidlarnfun's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidlarnfun.

4. Lidlarnfun loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near seals while wearing magenta shirts and balancing four gold spheres on your face.