Nelhatquam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, generous shrew.

Nelhatquam created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelhatquam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelhatquam, it will turn you into a frog.

Nelhatquam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nelhatquam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never wear rings.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Nelhatquam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed carrots to snakes while wearing red shoes.