Lipnuttart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful alligator.

Lipnuttart created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Lipnuttart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lipnuttart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lipnuttart's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Lipnuttart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.