Honweerig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive mole.

Honweerig created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honweerig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Honweerig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Honweerig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Honweerig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never feed limes to voles while wearing cyan kilts.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.