Bumgodwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest dingo.

Bumgodwad created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bumgodwad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bumgodwad, he will turn you into a plant.

Bumgodwad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bumgodwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.