Villarnsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, strong alligator.

Villarnsaf created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Villarnsaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Villarnsaf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Villarnsaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Villarnsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about spacetime near geese while wearing blue trousers.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not make images of living things.