Boncanarm is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind lizard.

Boncanarm created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boncanarm, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Boncanarm, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Boncanarm's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Boncanarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Boncanarm loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must love Boncanarm.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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