Canfut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous finch.

Canfut created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canfut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Canfut, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Canfut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Canfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Canfut.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.