Lidkanquill Zodrotspag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering swan.

Lidkanquill Zodrotspag created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidkanquill Zodrotspag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidkanquill Zodrotspag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lidkanquill Zodrotspag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Lidkanquill Zodrotspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Hide from mauve sheep for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Lidkanquill Zodrotspag loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.