Ditdagtafnel is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable donkey.

Ditdagtafnel created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditdagtafnel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditdagtafnel, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ditdagtafnel's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ditdagtafnel's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never jump near capybaras.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.