Getvondub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking chicken.

Getvondub created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Getvondub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getvondub, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Getvondub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Getvondub's Holy Commandments

1. Getvondub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.