Hitstragomt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast finch.

Hitstragomt created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitstragomt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hitstragomt, he will be very sad.

Hitstragomt's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hitstragomt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.