Lakbodbet is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unfair dryad.

Lakbodbet created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakbodbet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lakbodbet, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lakbodbet's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lakbodbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Do not keep four eagles in a large pit.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.