Ditgephan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, quiet zebra.

Ditgephan created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgephan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ditgephan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Ditgephan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ditgephan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the east.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.