Wignullhas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish octopus.

Wignullhas created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wignullhas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wignullhas, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wignullhas' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wignullhas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wignullhas.

2. Put Wignullhas first in all things.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about moons.