Zigcumcap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring wren.

Zigcumcap created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zigcumcap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zigcumcap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zigcumcap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zigcumcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near otters while wearing red kilts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Zigcumcap must be the most important thing in your life.
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