Titcabing is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical
spider.
Titcabing created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Titcabing, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Titcabing, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Titcabing's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Titcabing's Holy Commandments1. Never think about spacetime near voles while wearing fawn coats and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.
2. Never write about quantum field theory.
3. Never think about cell theory.
4. Never mention doves.
5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.