Titcabing is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical spider.

Titcabing created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Titcabing, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Titcabing, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Titcabing's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Titcabing's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near voles while wearing fawn coats and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.