Flanfigcim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain crow.

Flanfigcim created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanfigcim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flanfigcim, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flanfigcim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flanfigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.