Wabboplist Febarmrawhap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy ant.

Wabboplist Febarmrawhap created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabboplist Febarmrawhap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wabboplist Febarmrawhap, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wabboplist Febarmrawhap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wabboplist Febarmrawhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed lemons to badgers while wearing gray corsets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.