Sugfedcapsas is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, vain
beaver.
Sugfedcapsas created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sugfedcapsas, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Sugfedcapsas, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Sugfedcapsas' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Sugfedcapsas' Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never write about black holes.