Sugfedcapsas is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, vain beaver.

Sugfedcapsas created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfedcapsas, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugfedcapsas, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sugfedcapsas' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sugfedcapsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about black holes.