Kimmingov Raklanfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome aardvark.

Kimmingov Raklanfeb created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kimmingov Raklanfeb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kimmingov Raklanfeb, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kimmingov Raklanfeb's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kimmingov Raklanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Kimmingov Raklanfeb loves eagles, so they must be respected.
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