Bedbanlit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever dog.

Bedbanlit created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbanlit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bedbanlit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bedbanlit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bedbanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Retreat if nine moths approach from the east.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear magenta scarves.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.