Cimwitzak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy deer.

Cimwitzak created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimwitzak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cimwitzak, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cimwitzak's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cimwitzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Never paint your neck violet.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.