Misrotbem is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying lizard.

Misrotbem created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Misrotbem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Misrotbem, she will boil you in a big pot.

Misrotbem's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Misrotbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Misrotbem on top of all buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.