Quamquatkennibarmmet is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, witless
hyena.
Quamquatkennibarmmet created bats five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quamquatkennibarmmet, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Quamquatkennibarmmet, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Quamquatkennibarmmet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Quamquatkennibarmmet's Holy Commandments1. Never write about moons.
2. Never sit near tapirs.
3. Never talk about snakes.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.