Logfetont is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud centaur.

Logfetont created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logfetont, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Logfetont, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Logfetont's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Logfetont's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven goats approach from the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not kill gulls.