Stragbopjip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering gnu.

Stragbopjip created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragbopjip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stragbopjip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stragbopjip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stragbopjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if six doves approach from the west.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Pray towards the north.