Narmilbus is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless donkey.

Narmilbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Narmilbus, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narmilbus, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Narmilbus' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Narmilbus' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Narmilbus seven times a day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Narmilbus must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.