Cudmumhen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome centaur.

Cudmumhen created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudmumhen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudmumhen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cudmumhen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cudmumhen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.