Omtvilsag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud wren.

Omtvilsag created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtvilsag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Omtvilsag, he will turn you into a goat.

Omtvilsag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Omtvilsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear scarves.