Farflowmet is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful jaguar.

Farflowmet created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farflowmet, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farflowmet, she will send you a sign.

Farflowmet's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Farflowmet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine foxes approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Worship no other gods but Farflowmet.