Sinveencepbossgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring skunk.

Sinveencepbossgud created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Sinveencepbossgud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sinveencepbossgud, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sinveencepbossgud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sinveencepbossgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back indigo.

2. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide from gray shrews for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sinveencepbossgud.