Fundusszen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient fox.

Fundusszen created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fundusszen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fundusszen, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fundusszen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fundusszen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.

3. You must love Fundusszen.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fundusszen.

5. Never look in ponds.