Jopdutmat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, astonishing bear.

Jopdutmat created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Jopdutmat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jopdutmat, he will not care.

Jopdutmat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jopdutmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.