Lendumham is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless bat.

Lendumham created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lendumham, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lendumham, it will turn you into a plant.

Lendumham's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lendumham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not keep nine seals in a large pit.
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