Sabsangid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless manatee.

Sabsangid created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sabsangid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sabsangid, it will turn you into a rat.

Sabsangid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sabsangid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sabsangid's name in vain.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never talk about spacetime near cats while wearing pink skirts.