Pakzadpom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful weasel.

Pakzadpom created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pakzadpom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pakzadpom, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pakzadpom's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pakzadpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pakzadpom.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill mice.